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February 28, 2006 9:34 pm | Enya

Top Ten Bestial Pick Up Lines

Here are some pick up line that I thought people like me may use during those nights when you sit in a corner of that bar and pick up humans for a change . I may add a few more soon. So in the meantime, enjoy!

Top Ten Bestial Pick Up Lines:

10. Wanna ride my horse?

9. How would you like to make our animal friends happy?

8. Wanna get in touch with your animal side?

7. I have a big snake for a pet.

6. You have a cat? Thats PURRfect!

5. My horse and I could give you riding lessons.

4. Ive got THREE animals at home. *nudge, nudge, wink, wink . . .*

3. My doggy can do a lot of tricks.

2. I need help. My love life has gone to the dogs.

And the Number One Bestial Pickup Line IS:

1. You love animals. I love animals. Lets do it.

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February 24, 2006 9:38 pm | Enya

Return of the Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines

Return of the Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines

Read it and laugh your hearts out..

More Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines

So what were you and Buster(the dog) doing alone in the woods at THAT time of the night? (As IF we DIDNT already guessed&.)

Here pussy, pussy. Wanna come out and play?

Can I join you in taking Rover out for a walk?

What exactly will we do in a petting zoo, Honey?

Dog damn it!!! I suck!!! I suck!!!

Hot Dogs!!! Get yer Hot Dogs here!!! Large and juicy Hot&..Dogs!!!

Girl: I want a horse for my Birthday!
Dad: What will you do with a horse?
Girl(Pauses for a moment): Ride on it?

Whoa! That elephant is HUGE!

It was a dogday afternoon.

And last but not the least bestial sexually slanted line (drum roll please)&.

Fucking horse&.!!! He SUCKS!!!!

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February 22, 2006 10:17 pm | Enya

Top Ten Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines

Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines

Here are some lines I heard while having a short drink in a bar which I will remain unknown (mostly from fear from regular customers who might recognize what they just they said from this little piece& *_-). They kind of sound dirty if you try hard enough. Sort of how like picnic in the grass or frosting the cake can sound explicit to those who really want it to. Anyway, enjoy.

Top Ten Bestial Sexually Slanted Lines

10. That stallion gave me a hard ride yesterday!
9. Have to go, my animals are pretty lonely without me at home.
8. Can I join you in taking Rover out for a walk?
7. Just think about what you wanna do before you do it.
6. Drinking cows **** is good for your health. (I wasnt able to hear it clearly. You figure it out. *_-)
5. I dont like the way your pussy smells.
4. Damn dog! Ill fix you out yet!
3. Lets do it doggy-style this time. Bring your dog.
2. Person 1: So what did you do yesterday?
Person 2: Nothing much, just playing with my dog.

And the number one bestial sexually slanted line (drum roll please)&.

1. Flipper SUCKS!!!

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February 17, 2006 9:31 pm | Enya

A Bestial Tongue Twister Part Six:How much of you would a woodchuck fuck

Hey! I got ya another one. Enjoy!!!

How much of you would a woodchuck fuck
if a woodchuck could fuck you?
A woodchuck would fuck, he would, as much as he could,
and fuck as much you as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could fuck you.

Niche: Animal Jokes, Sexy Animal Jokes, Zoophilia | Comments (1) |

February 15, 2006 8:08 pm | Enya

A Bestial Tongue Twister V: I cannot bear to see a man of Nowhere

I got ya another one!!! Enjoy!!!

I cannot bear to see a man of Nowhere
Banging down upon a mare.
When bare of wear he fucks the mare,
Right there I cry, Forbear!

Niche: Animal Jokes, Sexy Animal Jokes, Horse Cock, Zoophilia | Comments (1) |

February 10, 2006 9:39 pm | Enya

Reasons Why Fucking Horses is Better than Fucking Dogs

Horses dont give you rabies.

They dont bite either.

You can ride them as long as you want.

They are BIG.

They have lots of stamina.

They are really BIG.

You can suck and bang them at the same time.

They are really, REALLY, BIG.

They dont bark and annoy the neighbors to get your attention.

They are REALLY FUCKING BIG. :)

Niche: Sexy Animal Jokes, Animal Jokes, Dog Sex, Horse Cock, Farmy fucking, Zoophilia | Comments (2) |

February 6, 2006 9:38 pm | Enya

A Bestial Tongue Twister IV: Mr. Don owned a monkey

And heres another one for you to enjoy!!!!

Mr. Don owned a monkey.
And Mr. Key owned a unicorn.
Now Dons monkey owned Keys unicorn
Before Don own Key,
Which made Keys down sore.
Had Don suck Keys unicorn
Before Key sucked Dons monkey,
Dons monkey would not have sucked
Keys unicorn.
So Dons key sucked Keys orn.
But it was sad to see Key so sore
Just because Dons key sucked
Keys orn!

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February 4, 2006 7:18 pm | Enya

A no-no to non-horse PEEPS! First Part!

Part 1

Horse people& dont say these in public; Sure, youre just talking about horses or horse stuff&. but non-horse people may get the wrong idea and become confused, embarrassed, or afraid of you.

Do you like my breast collar?

His sheath was really dirty, but I cleaned it.

In the winter, his Ass gets really hairy.

Dont jump on him, sit down gently.

What a lovely Jackass!

She wants to breed to my stud.

Theres nothing like 17 hands between you legs!

Can I pet your Ass?

He had a bad attitude, so we castrated him.

Hes got a lot of stamina, you can ride him all day long.

Is she a maiden?

I wanted to breed to her stud, but hes all booked this season.

Niche: Animal Jokes, Zoophilia | Comments (3) |

February 2, 2006 12:21 am | Enya

Reasons Why Fucking Horses is Better than Fucking Humans

Reasons Why Fucking Horses is Better than Fucking Humans

Horses dont give you AIDS.

They dont make you pregnant either.

You can ride them as long as you want.

They are BIG.

They have lots of stamina(unlike some men I know&.).

They are really BIG.

You can suck and bang them at the same time.

They are really, REALLY, BIG.

They dont gossip and brag about theyre sex life with other to get soothe their egos.

They are REALLY FUCKING BIG. :)

Niche: Sexy Animal Jokes, Animal Jokes, Horse Cock, Anal Animalsex, Donkey Sex, Zoophilia | Comments (1) |


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Well i must say there are many reasons for my interrest in zoophilia. One is that i allways been attracted and aroused from zooporn. And thats why i made this blog. To share my passion for animal sex pornography.

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